Showing posts with label Nanook. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nanook. Show all posts

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Art Gallery and Congrats to Nanook! Now with more Nook art!


Good newfs! We are and we have some! First, the most famous newf in the dlogosphere, Nanook, just passed his therapy dog test! Congratulations Nanook! See below for more Nanook art.

Also, we are now Timberwolf dealers! Any of you in the KC area that wants this great dog food with lots of flavors, just let us know. We have our favorites in stock and can order any others. It's expensive, but it's worth it. OK, end of commercial!

In other news, we have decided to gather our works of Art along with artists' statements in one place. Being prolifically creative, we shall probably do this periodically. Nanook figures prominently here 'cause he inspired us to blog and to start creating works of art. Here's our most famous, dedicated to the memory of Oscar Airedale and entered into Nanook's contest "Do Airedales Malt" of oh so long ago. You have to click on the picture to get a good look at a larger version. It's best to right click, choose open in new tab or window, then come back here.


Artists' Statement:

"At first it was difficult to see how to answer this question. Then I realized, Wait, she must have heard the rumors but was too embarassed to ask plainly. The real question is, "Do Airedales Melt?" Well Ms. Searcher, you have found your answer. Airedales are both clever and fragile. Being terrorists, they have an almost mystical ability to melt into the background and to seem to be in many places at once. Susceptible to the ravages of time and sunlight, they can melt away like a wet wicked witch. No one captured the duality of melting Airedales better than the famous Newfoundland painter, Salivator Daily. 'The Persistance of Airedales' is the haunting and sensitive portrayal of the magic and tragedy of the Airedale's life. Yes, Virginia, Airedales really do melt. Mr. Daily was also sensitive to the hopes of dogs like Nanook everywhere that in heaven they will, well, you know... (get their 'boy bits' back) Win or lose, I'd like to thank Stanley, Oscar, Maggie, Mitch and Miss Sunshade for providing pictures, Nanook for coming up with the idea, Pooka for keeping Nanook active, and Nessie for writing it all down. I'd also like to thank Salivator Daily for his inspiration and encourage you all to work for world peace. Thank you, thank you very much.

"Since this is a parody, it is not a copyright violation. Salivator Daily is the 'nom de brosse' of Tank O'Saurus, image copyright 2007. Void where prohibited, dealer participation may vary."




And the painting it parodies:



Princess also had an entry. Hereeeee's hers:

Understanding the social context of the dlogosphere increases the depth and hilarity of this picture considerably. You have to click on the picture below to be able to see it clearly enough to read and understand it. It's best to right click, choose open in new tab or window, then come back here. The Human in the last picture is Nanook's mama, who commissioned the picture that follows.



As you all know, Airedales are among the classiest pups ever to grace the canine kingdom. While it is possible to concieve of a circumstance where an Airedale would “malt”, it's more likely that someone was looking to see if Airedales “mall”. Do they go to the mall for classy and fashionable outfits and classy and fashionable companionship? And the answer is, “Of course they do!”

Here's a typical day at Blooming-Dales, where, like the Saturn Dealerships, they carry their competitors wares for comparison:



In other Newfs, here's our buddy Nanook! Wish him well on his therapy dog test.


WAIT! Stop the presses! Before we finished this post the news just came in! Nanook passed his therapy dog test!! Yaaaaaaay, Nanook!!! You are such a clever boy!! I know you made your mama very proud! I'm sure she's gushing over you! WOOOO HOOO! Congratulations Nanook! We know there's some of the captain in you now!


Here he is as the Crocanook. Wont the little kids love him? Nanook also does celebrity impersonations. Here he is as Groucho Marx. Are ya happy to see us or is that a carp in your mouth?


Here's Nanook doing Ringo Starr. We always knew the Nookster napped to the beat of a different drummer!












More NookArt in tribute to the new TDI! And Pooka's sure to join him soon.










Thursday, August 2, 2007

Nook's Book

We can't wait for Nanook's book
wont you join us for a look?
Will he write it with such flair
showing off his savoir faire?
Will he write it in the dirt?
We all know you're such a flirt


Readers of this blog are welcome to join in!
We're getting kind of worried about Nanook's mom...

Friday, July 27, 2007

Support Nanook!



Well, it's been a long time since our last post. Dad's taken time off because the Photoshopping for the entries to Nanook's contest have made his eyes hurt and his vision blurry. We want a younger dad! One who has a house in Canada on a big lake!

But there's more about Nanook . As you all know, he entered the Captain Morgan Pose Off. In a stunning turn of events his picture was rejected. We are sure this is a mistake. We have appealed to the folks at the Captain Morgan's site to post Nanook's picture. If you want to join in and howl at this injustice, here's the contact info. You have to click on the dashed lines to enter your birthdate.


Tell them you love Nanook!

Monday, July 16, 2007

Thanks, AireDogs!

Tank has finished his masterpiece and turned the computer over to Princess, who has a more modest, but more socially relevant photo in mind. Profound and heartfelt thanks go out to all the generous souls who helped us with photos or offered to:

Maggie and Mitch, Nanook, Oscar , Putter, Ruby, Stanley and Sunshade

Tank thanks you for donating your bodies for art's sake and he hopes you will forgive him when you see the final result!

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Need help from the Airedales out there!

As most of you know, Nanook is having a contest. To enter, you need pictures of Airedales. Since we've never met any Airedales in real life, we're out of luck unless some of you kind Airedales will give us some pictures! Tank's already come up with a great idea, but he'll need a few good Aire-pics to make it work: Aire-heads, Aire-tails, whole Airedales! Anyone willing to donate please send them to Tank's email or let us know if we can fetch them from your blog. Thanks!

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

What Celebrity Doggies Do




Hey dogophiles! It's me, Mr. Tank O' Saurus, with some really hot gossip! This is the section where celebrity rumors will boil to the surface. Today's "Celebrity Doggies Do" is so hot it's erupting like lava. And remember, you heard it here first! (Princess woofs: 'cause you made it up!) Just ignore the newf behind the curtain...
Well, you all know how talented a writer Nanook is, but what you don't know, and what his fans have been clamoring for, IS, ahem, you heard it here first, remember: that Nanook...... is..... about to..... Write a book!!! That's right, Nook's Books! And wait! That's not even the half of it! Right here, right now, I, Tank, am going to reveal to you the Title of that book! (I'm not making it up, I'm predicting the future...) Nook's Book will be called (are you ready!?!) Hairy Pooka and the hors d oeuvre (Orderve) of Newf Fur. That's right! Why do you think his blog has been so full of references to Pooka's "gorilla suit" and Pooka eating Nanook's fur? Your intrepid celebrity reporter has it all figured out for you! You can thank me in the woofs! And remember, I'm not prevaricating, I'm prognosticating!