Tuesday, June 26, 2007

What Celebrity Doggies Do

Hey dogophiles! It's me, Mr. Tank O' Saurus, with some really hot gossip! This is the section where celebrity rumors will boil to the surface. Today's "Celebrity Doggies Do" is so hot it's erupting like lava. And remember, you heard it here first! (Princess woofs: 'cause you made it up!) Just ignore the newf behind the curtain...
Well, you all know how talented a writer Nanook is, but what you don't know, and what his fans have been clamoring for, IS, ahem, you heard it here first, remember: that Nanook...... is..... about to..... Write a book!!! That's right, Nook's Books! And wait! That's not even the half of it! Right here, right now, I, Tank, am going to reveal to you the Title of that book! (I'm not making it up, I'm predicting the future...) Nook's Book will be called (are you ready!?!) Hairy Pooka and the hors d oeuvre (Orderve) of Newf Fur. That's right! Why do you think his blog has been so full of references to Pooka's "gorilla suit" and Pooka eating Nanook's fur? Your intrepid celebrity reporter has it all figured out for you! You can thank me in the woofs! And remember, I'm not prevaricating, I'm prognosticating!


The Army of Four said...

Hey roo guys! Thanks for visiting our blog - it's great to meet you!
When did your dad work at Ft. Riley? Our mom and dad lived there a few times - so you just never know! They might know each other!
Play bows!

Dachsies Rule said...

Hi, Newfs! Thanks for coming by our place and leaving a mark! You guys look pretty big to us. We might have to bark at you to make sure you understand we aren't afraid of you. But after that we can be friends! We'll keep an eye out for Nanook's book!

Roxie, Sammy & Andy